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Tayler Johnson ([personal profile] pixiecopper) wrote2015-06-24 08:47 pm
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Exactly what is says on the tin.
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[personal profile] autir8 2015-06-28 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you know why they call it a 'Chinese' finger trap? Rumor has it--" Because the futility of pulling or pushing has already been demonstrated, his free hand is all over the bronze body of the the toy, looking for a catch and not resuming his train of thought until every nook and cranny has been poked, prodded, squeezed, and caressed "--It’s fine. It’s fine, really, I’ve got this. Anyway, back in ye olde Imperial days, the emperor used them on his mandarins before they could sit on the council. Final exam."

Though this has ruffled his feathers a bit, things could be worse. Finger-cuffed (and, let’s be honest - drunk to a degree that most ordinary human beings wouldn’t be bothered where they stuck their finger) to a stranger he may be, but she’s no Nancy Grace. She is, in fact, almost offensively cute.

His eyes meet hers for half a second when he finally gives the puzzle a rest, then he swings his chin at the passing bartender.

"One more of these." Tony reaches around his awkwardly immobilized arm to give his empty glass a nudge. Then another glance at the girl. "What are you drinking?"
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[personal profile] autir8 2015-07-01 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
"That...is a genuine a tragedy. Let’s not repeat it." Tony pulls his lips snug to his teeth and whistles. "Hey, nevermind, crack open that Cristal for us, would you?" Even with the Macallan already poised to pour, the bartender does not miss a single beat in redirecting his reach from one of those miserable, piss-colored bottles beneath the bar toward the gold-wrapped one in its place of neglected honor in the windowed cooler.

"I won't tell Jay-Z if you don't," he says -- out the side of his mouth without looking directly at her, but his volume isn’t exactly conspiratorial. On his long list of talents and shorter list of super powers, subtlety does not make a single appearance.

The crystal clinks on the bartop when the flutes come out, and on that cue Tony does does turn back to his new friend. He knows how this looks: champagne, little redhead, a hint of bondage. But it is one hundred percent innocent.

She’s just been a really, really good sport about the finger trap from hell. She'll be a better sport after another drink or two.

"I don't think you gave me your name. Or you did, and I just didn't-- Anyway, hit me again.
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[personal profile] autir8 2015-07-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Introductions are weird when just about everybody in the free world knows your name and half the folks in the unfree one've had a relative blown up by a rocket with your name on it. But they do still come up sometimes, and he can’t say he doesn’t enjoy the occasional novelty that comes with anonymity. If that's what this is. Chances are excellent she knows exactly who she's cuffed to.

Or he could just be a guy in a bar.

"Well, Ms. Tayler," he answers, raising his own glass to the lady before putting it to his lips, "I will take your word for it. Consider yourself introduced. Officially." In the interest of giving her a polite head start, he limits himself to a sip, eyes still on her while he wiggles his trapped finger. "I'm Tony. I'd shake your hand, but I feel like this might have us covered."